Certified Nursing Assistant

Are you ready to embark on a rewarding journey where compassion meets hilarity? Look no further! Our 60-bed skilled nursing home is searching for certified nursing assistants to join our vibrant and laughter-filled family. And guess what? We've got some exciting updates that you won't want to miss! Say hello to our dynamo of an Administrator, Debbie, who's taken the reins and is ready to lead us to new heights of mirth and care. Don't be surprised if you catch her cracking jokes in the hallway she's committed to turning even the toughest days into laugh-out-loud moments. Now, let's talk about the perks that'll leave you grinning from ear to ear. First things first, bonuses, baby! Whether you're a full-time champion or a part-time ninja, we've got bonuses galore waiting to dance into your bank account. And no, this isn't a joke, but it might just make you chuckle all the way to the bank. Speaking of chuckles, our work environment is the place where fun clocks in for a shift too! We firmly believe that a hearty laugh is worth a thousand remedies. Our team thrives on positivity, and trust us, we're in the business of bringing smiles to both our residents and ourselves. But wait, there's more! Our benefits package is as robust as your favorite comedian's punchlines. We're talking tuition reimbursement to support your quest for knowledge, safety bonuses (because safety should always be rewarded), annual raises that'll have your wallet doing the happy dance, and medical, dental, and vision insurance because clear vision is not just a metaphor here. Oh, did we mention the grand finale? Our *award-winning, legendary, and unparalleled* employee referral bonus program! Refer a friend, and not only will they thank you, but your wallet will do a little victory jig as well. It's like being a hero and a stand-up comedian rolled into one. So, if you're a Certified Nursing Assistant with a passion for spreading joy, a heart full of empathy, and an unrivaled ability to insert one-liners into every situation (seriously, we can't resist a good pun), come join our league of laughter-loving lifesavers. Apply today and get ready to turn compassion into comedy, because at our nursing home, care comes with a side of laughter! Remember, laughter might not be listed as a required skill, but it's definitely an essential ingredient in our prescription for a fantastic workplace.